There questions were made up by Dougie. No-one knows who Dougie is.
Milk: Skimmed, Semi-skimmed or whole
?
Semi-Skimmed
Diving: Deep sea or snorkelling.
Definitely Deep Sea Diving
French: Love of hate?
Love.
Who shot Mr Burns?
Maggie
Tenacious D: Legends or untalented b****rds?
Total Legends
Best bit in 'Titanic?'
Kate Winslet on the sofa
Favourite number?
69
Trees: 'Pretty' or a waste of good wood!?
Not sure really
Christina Aguilera: Dirty or "Oh, Good Arse!"?
Oh Good Arseand legs etc.
Favourite see-through material: Glass, perspex or wet, white t-shirts?
Tight!, see through PVC. None of this t-shirt
pish!
Where abouts?
On Jennifer Gibson, or Susan Beggan. Im not Fussy. Nice.
Favourite Ayrshire village?
Monkton, blink and youll miss it.
What is green, spiky and rolls down hills on windy days?
A Christmas tree
Who's your football idol?
Dodds, the guys a legend
Any pre-match superstitions?
To be last one to go on the pitch and come off.
Where is Shergar?
Who cares
DVDs or VHS?
DVDs
In 5 words, describe yourself.
Nice Guy Who Understands Women (5) ( I Think )
When was your first snorkelling experience?
I prefere deep sea diving and other under water experiments
Snorkelling just aint my thing.
Why do you like your position?
Feels Comfortable
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Roast Beef
What team do you support? Why?
The Killie. First game I went to was Killie v Dundee Utd. Just Sticked.
Who is your favourite apple-eater?
It never pasted my mind
Baillie: Cool or freak?
Curly Freak
When did you last make pottery?
Thats illegal is it not?
Neds: Love or hate?
Hate
When was the last time you ran 500 miles?
Couple of days ago pulled my groin.
Could you have run 500 more?
Probably not
I have a belly button, do you?
I do indeed
What's your favourite cutlery?
Spanner
What's your favourite weather?
Horizontal Hail Stones.
What's your favourite alcoholic beverage?
A Millers always good. Aftershock gets u drunk easier.
What's your favourite non-alcoholic beverage?
Irn - Bru..Scotlands beverage or Red Bull
If you were stranded on a desert island for one week...
What one person would you take?
Im torn between a lot of people. Theres Susan and Carolyn,
Possibly Jennifer. Do you have to take just one?
Three items would you take?
Beer, Beer, and a woman.
Do you like Jimmy Hill?
Tosser!!!
Thongs or pants...
On woman?
Thongs
On you?
?
On Big Jamie Hunter?
I
love to see him in a bit lace
