Milk: Skimmed, Semi-skimmed or whole?
You know Ive always been a whole man.
Diving: Deep sea or snorkelling.
I like to get deep , but I would have to say snorkelling
French:
Love or hate?
Its a love hate relationship
Who shot Mr Burns?
I did, with the aid
of 2 Cs
Tenacious D: Legends or untalented b****rds?
Legends
Best bit in 'Titanic?'
When you can tell that the car is a restored model
T ford by the sound of the suspension
Favourite number?
green
Trees:
'Pretty' or a waste of good wood!?
both
Christina
Aguilera: Dirty or "Oh, Good Arse!"?
Oh, Good Arse!
Favourite see-through
material: Glass, perspex or wet, white t-shirts?
Perspex usually
Where abouts?
Wednesday
Favourite Ayrshire village?
Hansell village
What is green, spiky and rolls down hills on windy days?
A green spike
with a sail in Baghdad, armed with a thermonuclear bomb
Who's your football idol?
Jaimie Hunter
Any pre-match superstitions?
I kick both
posts, I dont think anyone knows that
Where is Shergar?
Old Trafford (sorry again Ruud)
DVDs or VHS?
I still use Beta-max
In 5 words, describe
yourself.
I really dont want to
When was your first snorkelling experience?
Germany
Why do you like your position?
I like to stand on the spot the jump in the mud.What
came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs from chickens?
What team do you support? Why?
Killie,
because I can.
Who is your favourite apple-eater?
Dowop! Dowop! I made that chant up.
Baillie:
Cool or freak?
niether
When did you last make pottery?
I dont do drugs
Neds:
Love or hate?
I love to hate them.
When was the last time you ran 500 miles?
The
London Multimarathon
Could you have run 500 more?
Hell No.
I have a belly button,
do you?
I suggested that question so, Im asking myself.
What's your favourite cutlery?
Measuring spoons
What's your
favourite weather?
Volcano ash
What's your favourite alcoholic beverage?
Fomented
pish
What's your favourite non-alcoholic beverage?
Plain
pish
If you were stranded on a desert island for one week...
What one person
would you take? Do Siamese twins count as one
What three items would you take?
A Greggs, my wallet and a cashier.
Do you like Jimmy Hill?
I like his beard he had in the 70s
Thongs or pants...
On woman? Thongs
On you? both
On
Big Jamie Hunter? That makes me physically sick thinking about, it. Lovely way to finnish.
