Milk: Skimmed, Semi-skimmed or whole?
You know Ive always been a whole man.
Diving: Deep sea or snorkelling.
I like to get deep , but I would have to say snorkelling
Love or hate?
Its a love hate relationship
Who shot Mr Burns?
I did, with the aid
of 2 Cs
Tenacious D: Legends or untalented b****rds?
Best bit in 'Titanic?'
When you can tell that the car is a restored model
T ford by the sound of the suspension
'Pretty' or a waste of good wood!?
Aguilera: Dirty or "Oh, Good Arse!"?
Oh, Good Arse!
material: Glass, perspex or wet, white t-shirts?
Favourite Ayrshire village?
What is green, spiky and rolls down hills on windy days?
A green spike
with a sail in Baghdad, armed with a thermonuclear bomb
Who's your football idol?
Any pre-match superstitions?
I kick both
posts, I dont think anyone knows that
Where is Shergar?
Old Trafford (sorry again Ruud)
DVDs or VHS?
I still use Beta-max
In 5 words, describe
I really dont want to
When was your first snorkelling experience?
Why do you like your position?
I like to stand on the spot the jump in the mud.What
came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs from chickens?
What team do you support? Why?
because I can.
Who is your favourite apple-eater?
Dowop! Dowop! I made that chant up.
Cool or freak?
When did you last make pottery?
I dont do drugs
Love or hate?
I love to hate them.
When was the last time you ran 500 miles?
Could you have run 500 more?
I have a belly button,
I suggested that question so, Im asking myself.
What's your favourite cutlery?
What's your favourite alcoholic beverage?
What's your favourite non-alcoholic beverage?
If you were stranded on a desert island for one week...
What one person
would you take? Do Siamese twins count as one
What three items would you take?
A Greggs, my wallet and a cashier.
Do you like Jimmy Hill?
I like his beard he had in the 70s
Thongs or pants...
On woman? Thongs
On you? both
Big Jamie Hunter? That makes me physically sick thinking about, it. Lovely way to finnish.