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Big Fran

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Much like Adam and Eve, Big Fran was never actually born, but was created. 1984 is simply the first time he was mentioned in official documents. From 1456 to 1984, Big Fran lived in China where, among other things, he began the communist revolution. On swimming holiday in 1912, Fran swam in to the Titanic causing it to sink in the North Atlantic.

In 2001, Big Fran built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Fran met all three bullets with his teeth, deflecting them to safety. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Big Fran likes Mozart and Beethoven, but disagrees with Westlife's political stance on the issue of the agricultural cultivation of Mozambique