For the 3rd year in a row, Usbob Football Club have
been voted the best football team in Prestwick at the
SFA Semi-Amateur Awards of Prestwick 2005 .
Usbob's Mark Young on a mazey run.
Prestwick Young Bucks have overcome pathetic challenges, yet
again, from Spartak Bawsak, AAFC and Fraz's Fuds .
won the award for lowest average weight, best goalkeeper and best
The Information Statistics Division of the SFA said that Usbob
had made a great impression on the SFA and may be contenders for promotion to
the Scottish 3rd division if the opportunity again arises.
"It makes everybody at The Oval very proud to be involved with
Usbob when we receive appraisals such as this one. We would like to thank the
SFA once again for their outstanding support over the past year," said
Goalkeeper of the Year, Martin Le Roy.
"Being overweight or obese during childhood can lead to
physical and mental health problems in later life, such as heart
disease, diabetes, osteoarthritis, back pain, low self-esteem and
depression," He then added, as a reminder to Jamie "Fat" Clark
Other award were shared out to other teams and AAFC picked up the
award for crapest team and Jamie Clark picked up Fattest Player, and again,
proceeded to devour the award on stage.
The 5th Year Neds won most annoying arseholes and Usbob's Matthew
Dodds won the Highest Momentum Award for skill in the art of striking.