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Lroy says:
fire

Russell says:
ok

Russell says:
so...thats the tournament over, do u think it was a success?

Lroy says:
well... no

Lroy says:
it was very screwed up at the begining when kyle pulled out then we didn't win

Russell says:
wer u expecting to win!?

Lroy says:
obviously the food poison didn't work so i deny every thing

Russell says:
eh?

Lroy says:
i didn't expect to win, wink wink

Russell says:
ok

Russell says:
wer u surprised that the kyle team pulled out then?

Lroy says:
no

Russell says:
bawbags int they

Lroy says:
yes

Russell says:
usbob's first match of the tournament ended with a shock draw against the favourites, who would you say was the most influencial (that spelt rite?) 4 us in this match?

Lroy says:
if i'm being honest, i cant remember as far back as a week

Lroy says:
i remember cambo being praised though

Russell says:
yeh he played well. how do u rate your own performance?

Lroy says:
i didn't do anything stupid, i saved that for the AAFC game, so i say i did ok

Russell says:
now, to one of the most contravertial moments of the tournament, aafc's 2nd penalty

Russell says:
talk us through what really happened

Lroy says:
i saw that Cameron tapped the ball a little to much so i ran out to try and take the ball, dillion also noticed this and tryed to do the same. i caught him slightly but dillion took him down

Russell says:
the fact that dillon couldnt stop laughing after that was a give away too

Lroy says:
t'was

Russell says:
would u say it should have been a penalty still tho

Lroy says:
no

Lroy says:
he hurt me more, my knee still hurts

Lroy says:
i went to the doctor but he said i had to go to my own surgery

Russell says:
really?

Lroy says:
no

Russell says:
i didnt think so

Russell says:
ok on to todays final

Russell says:
how do u rate the teams performance in our 8-4 defeat?

Lroy says:
awful

Lroy says:
i had the flu and would not have played if we had a second keeper

Russell says:
u didnt play most the game anyway!?

Lroy says:
i played most, not in nets though, i made up the numbers on the park when ross went in for a while

Russell says:
we missed ross out field. saying that tho he played really well in goal

Russell says:
who would you say was our best player today?

Lroy says:
james played well

Lroy says:
rab made a few vital clearences

Russell says:
ok. whats your opinion on the new strips

Lroy says:
i think they are ok

Lroy says:
for a team that dosn't even play in a league i think we should be grateful

Russell says:
u disapointed they had no keeper top?

Lroy says:
no

Lroy says:
its prostar, it would av looked awful

Lroy says:
green or sumthing

Russell says:
yeh suppose

Lroy says:
when was the last time the queen visited the USA

Russell says:
i dont know

Russell says:
who cares

Russell says:
im interviewing u!

Russell says:
oh, whats yer opinion on the newly formed usbob ladies team?

Lroy says:
i have already noticed a slight increase in the amount of people wanting to play for usbob, do you think its related?

Russell says:
no

Lroy says:
i do

Lroy says:
ross breirly and fergie decided the were in the team

Lroy says:
bails is coming to

Russell says:
iv been tryin to get sid (ross) to come along an play for ages but he prefers skating!

Lroy says:
mmm...

Lroy says:
if killie had beaten motherwell in the cup, do you think they would have got as far?

Russell says:
well i wouldv enjoyed goin 2 see them play clyde at broadwood

Russell says:
back to usbob!

Russell says:
any more tournaments in the pipeline?

Lroy says:
Dodds and i have transfered a sentence or two (literally) about one in the summer

Russell says:
transferred a sentence?

Lroy says:
yes

Lroy says:
from mouth to ear

Russell says:
ah

Russell says:
dont forget the interscroto cup thats bein organised by the bawsaks

Lroy says:
what is it about them and testicles

Russell says:
i duno. leave them be

Russell says:
cheers for this Lroy

Russell says:
taking time out of yer busy schedule

Lroy says:
yes, i'm missing Naked Gun

Russell says:
is that on!?

Lroy says:
ITV2

Russell says:
ok

Russell says:
see ya

Lroy says:
ok