There questions were made up by Dougie. No-one knows who Dougie is.
Milk: Skimmed, Semi-skimmed or whole
Diving: Deep sea or snorkelling.
French: Love of hate?
Hate. Theyre just so kinda creepy!
Who shot Mr Burns?
I think it was Smithers
Tenacious D: Legends or untalented b****rds?
Best bit in 'Titanic?'
In the "Shaggin Wagon" bit.
Trees: 'Pretty' or a waste of good wood!?
A waste of good wood!
Christina Aguilera: Dirty or "Oh, Good Arse!"?
" Oh, Good Arse!"
Favourite see-through material: Glass, perspex or wet, white t-shirts?
The T-shirt one!
The third right on the M25.
Favourite Ayrshire village?
What is green, spiky and rolls down hills on windy days?
A really thin Celtic fan (prick!)
Who's your football idol?
Any pre-match superstitions?
Where is Shergar?
In a can of Pedigree Chum probably.
DVDs or VHS?
In 5 words, describe yourself.
I'm Bohemian Rhapsody on legs!
When was your first snorkelling experience?
1907, third right on
the M25, massive puddle, ended painfully, dont want to talk about it!
Why do you like your position?
Score the goals!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What team do you support? Why?
Glasgow Rangers, because theyre my team.
Who is your favourite apple-eater?
Baillie: Cool or freak?
Hes a cool freak!
When did you last make pottery?
Neds: Love or hate?
When was the last time you ran 500 miles?
Last June, on the lay-by after the third right on the M25.
Could you have run 500 more?
I have a belly button, do you?
What's your favourite cutlery?
What's your favourite weather?
What's your favourite alcoholic beverage?
What's your favourite non-alcoholic beverage?
If you were stranded on a desert island for one week...
What one person would you take?
A hot girl with a "Good Arse"!
What three items would you take?
A Boat, a football and a pair of socks.
Do you like Jimmy Hill?
Thongs or pants...
On woman? Thong
On you? Pants
On Big Jamie Hunter? Hmmmm..dont know.