Full Name

Matthew John Dodds

Matt the Catt

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Matthew Dodds is also a co-founder of this glorious footballing institution. Previous to his time at Usbob, Matthew made an unsuccessful attempt to break in to the lower Scottish leagues. Matthew was on trial at Cowdenbeath, playing one game under the alias A. Trialist (his great-uncles name) against East Stirling before getting released.

After being thrown away by Cowdenbeath, like a toothbrush, Matthew felt the only person who could save him was Mother Nature herself, and she did, but she presented herself in the form of that walk down Somerset Road...

Matthew also plays golf, chess and is a champion jockey.